You know old Theo is one of the best looking motherfuckers to ever grace this sorry planet you call home.
Combs hair, Shit there isnt any hair to comb, you fuckin asshole!
Jealous, much?
My immaculate 5'3" frame holds more muscle than your biceps.
The hair on my back is thicker than the hair on your head.
My penis is longer that your penis is wide.
That's why Old Theodore is so confident.
Faggot.
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Faggot indeed. Theodore.
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