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And if I'm not I hope I can get an explanation... I'm so sick of doctors saying "It's not [the obvious/easy to test for thing] and it doesn't seem serious, don't worry about it!"

So I feel something that feels a lot like a little baby in my belly. Along with a host of other pregnancy symptoms. Took a home pregnancy test that was expired by about 6 months and got a negative. When to a doctor and got a ursine test there and again negative and "don't worry about it."

The amount of shit this could be from searching on the internet, gas/poo (definitely not, I even took a bunch of laxatives and the "baby" movement is a different sensation and location.), parasites, cysts, period coming, phantom pregnancy, cryptic pregnancy ("I tested negative X times and then I gave birth!") etc.

So I saw a second doctor today (10 days after I first started to feel movements in my lower abdomen) and he has ordered blood and urine tests for pregnancy and other things. Here's hoping I get an answer.

And if I'm not I hope I can get an explanation... I'm so sick of doctors saying "It's not [the obvious/easy to test for thing] and it doesn't seem serious, don't worry about it!" So I feel something that feels a lot like a little baby in my belly. Along with a host of other pregnancy symptoms. Took a home pregnancy test that was expired by about 6 months and got a negative. When to a doctor and got a ursine test there and again negative and "don't worry about it." The amount of shit this could be from searching on the internet, gas/poo (definitely not, I even took a bunch of laxatives and the "baby" movement is a different sensation and location.), parasites, cysts, period coming, phantom pregnancy, cryptic pregnancy ("I tested negative X times and then I gave birth!") etc. So I saw a second doctor today (10 days after I first started to feel movements in my lower abdomen) and he has ordered blood and urine tests for pregnancy and other things. Here's hoping I get an answer.

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I made my own , 100% accurate and proven, preggo test myself.

First, gather some water in a can. Then spit in it and put it into the frig. Go back 7 mos. later and check and see its condition. You will know if you were preggers at the time you spit into the can.

[–] 1 pt

It was a dude.

You've been screwing a dude.