Well... Speaking as a wise, sagely individual with absolutely amazing hair and a fucking staggering bank balance... it's more a case of there's only so many times you can cast pearls before swine before the market crashes.
And before you know it, the swine are demanding equality before the law and transparency on the whole pig-to-bacon pipeline.
But I'm sorry, if they don't like it, then they shouldn't've been made out of meat. That was their first mistake.
The land war in asia was their second.
So now, it's up to the rest of us to ensure that they don't recover from this.
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