Possession?!!?!
Now you're telling me that you also stole my demon?!
Eh, I guess that's cool, actually. He's kind of not housebroken.
Said you never even gave him a name. I call him Bob and I've trained him to shit on your newspaper you don't receive b/c it's not 1987.
Lol, as it turns out, since my mother-in-law lives here now, now we get the dumb sunday paper! So he can poop on that! But he'll miss, because he always poops in the wrong spot!
He will not miss. He's a good demon. Only killed those two toddlers but that was just b/c you're a bad demon owner.
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