Lol, as it turns out, since my mother-in-law lives here now, now we get the dumb sunday paper! So he can poop on that! But he'll miss, because he always poops in the wrong spot!
He will not miss. He's a good demon. Only killed those two toddlers but that was just b/c you're a bad demon owner.
Well it's not like the little faggot came with a manual or anything!
I KNEW I should have attended synagogue demon care classes!
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