Long, slim slimy ones?
Or short, fat juicy ones?
The second one you mentioned ....your-mom-shape.
Your mom is fat.
... you know, she kinda was.
Whereas I took more after my dad's side of the family and thus turned into a particularly angry skeleton.
I’m soo angry!
I hate my dad!
He’s the only fucking person I hate!
I have a cache of poalbucks that I will give you to kill him.
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