The second one you mentioned ....your-mom-shape.
Your mom is fat.
... you know, she kinda was.
Whereas I took more after my dad's side of the family and thus turned into a particularly angry skeleton.
I’m soo angry!
I hate my dad!
He’s the only fucking person I hate!
I have a cache of poalbucks that I will give you to kill him.
Gotta step that hate game up. Plenty of loathesome fish in the sea, as the old canard goes.
This is the third time this week someone has offered me something of undefined value in exchange for an assassination. These poalbucks, what's their value in krugerrands?
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