What about that peanutbutter nigger?
Even though im not sure smashing an existing object into a paste really counts as 'an invention'.
Thats like watching a nigger chimp out on a police cruiser during a protest, and shouting:
'ey, check out this nigga ova herre! He jus' invented the broken cop car! Fucking genius, mane!'
Peanut nigger is a lie, based on a quick search:
Peanuts, which are native to the New World tropics, were mashed into paste by Aztecs hundreds of years ago. Evidence of modern peanut butter comes from US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884, for a process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts were "ground into a fluid or semi-fluid state." As the product cooled, it set into what Edson described as "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment." In 1890, George A. Bayle Jr., owner of a food business in St. Louis, manufactured peanut butter and sold it out of barrels. J.H. Kellogg, of cereal fame, received US patent #580787 in 1897 for his "Process of Preparing Nutmeal," which produced a "pasty adhesive substance" that Kellogg called "nut-butter."
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