I open both doors in hopes of increasing ventilation. The fire probably just needs a little air and it will be blown out.
Both doors are locked with a grand master key. You could maybe bash one open with the fire extinguisher before you pass out. Would you like left or right?
I bash in the right door. I take a breath of air quickly, and then grap a zip tie from my pocket (I'm a handyman) and permanently depress the trigger on the fire extinguisher and throw it into the flames.
Who the fuck locked a fire exit from the outside?
You bash the door open to find that you have just entered a pipe riser, there is no exit this way. It appears whoever put signage up in the building did a very bad job.
Fuelled by rage, you turn and grab the fire extinguisher. Pulling the trigger (after removing the pin) you yell "Fuck off, you bullshit fire. Go smoke out some jews in hell! "
Unfortunately, the fire extinguisher hasn't been serviced or replaced in 7 years.... The dry chemical has become a Solis mass. You hear a slight puff as the extinguisher pressure equalizes then you pass out and die.
When an investigation is completed the building owners are found responsible for you red death. Your family sues and receives a large payout. The jew building owners howl in pain.
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