I'd try the door on the right, fire escapes should have doors opening in the same direction and that direction should lead you out. But it doesn't have a bar push because panicky people are to stupid to turn a door knob or use a door handle...but that appears to be water damage under it, so I guess I'm dying trying to put out the fire with the extinguisher, but now I'm over encumbered, and out of Buffout.
Great observation and reasoning in the face of imminent danger! Your right, that is water damage under the right door. This is because that door leads to a pipe riser, not a fire exit.
Unfortunately the same people responsible for signing the doors are also responsible for maintaining the fire extinguisher. it hasn't been checked in 7 years. The dry chemical has solidified and it's useless.
You are overcome by smoke and die. However, because of your logical understanding of fire safety...... God decides to let you leave heaven and kick the people responsible in the balls once every day (for the rest of eternity. This includes once they die and go to hell) if you so choose.
You're family also receives a big payout due to negligence on the building owners behalf. The building was owned by jews. they scream in impotent rage as they lose money through their own mismanagement and disregard for human life.
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