Quit being an ass
Stop oppressing me. No tread upon. Not even once.
I'm warning you. I'm well armed and moderately sociopathic.
Just wait for me to die naturally or get into a shootout with some commies or something, like the rest of them - instead of posting on the internet here and trying to tell me how to live my life.
If I'm not an ass to people all the time, how else are they supposed to learn? They'll get it into their heads that life is just a happy time fun park where everyone diversely gathers around the campfire and sings songs and then they'll get bikelocked by some communiust or blown up by a passing arab.
My scorn is a godsdamned public service, and with my seething hatred I'm out strengthening the community, preparing the young and the naive to stand boldly against the tides of barbarism and degeneracy that threaten with every passing moment to overwhelm us; and I don't know where the fuck you get off your fucking high horse telling the rest of us when and why we can and cannot be asses.
I resent that. I resent the implication. I resent you. A pox upon you, sir and/or madam! A pox upon your house! A pox upon your town!
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