Like your mouth be stinking of vagina all the time?
I don't know what you've been eating but vagina is wonderful tasting and smelling. Maybe you caught her after the other guy or you were tasting the spermacide from a condom. I find the smell amazing personally.
The vagina is nothing more than a Lovecraftian horror.
Gaping and moist, folding in non-euclidian geometries, it seeks to swallow male essence. The hole sucks you in, it sucks you in hard.
Like a vertical and slimy set of lips, it is a mouth, a mouth which desires only to swallow up you manhood, and your manhood's excrement.
You have been filled into liking this disastrous consequence of evolution, fooled into desiring it.
But what is that hole, really?
A 'love' hole?
An 'abortion' hole?
Or just a slimy portal into dimensions where men do not think?
You realize there is a thing called a toothbrush right? Besides I don't want to meet the women you date if that shit stinks. Hell you sound like the black guys in the navy back in the 80's with that attitude.
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