Uh dude I feel sorry for you later. That has to come out at some point.
Uh dude I feel sorry for you later. That has to come out at some point.
My TP spray has aloe. And I own a bathtub. A country boy can survive...
My TP spray has aloe. And I own a bathtub. A country boy can survive...
RIP your butt hole.
RIP your butt hole.
YOu might want Paper towels dripping with milk or cream to neutralize what acid it still there because toilet paper is gonna spread it. I also recommend starting the shower and getting the water temperature right so you can just jump in and put soap on the anus because it might swell up and a soapy shower is the only thing that'll remove the fire fast and if to slow you might get actual burns down there.
YOu might want Paper towels dripping with milk or cream to neutralize what acid it still there because toilet paper is gonna spread it. I also recommend starting the shower and getting the water temperature right so you can just jump in and put soap on the anus because it might swell up and a soapy shower is the only thing that'll remove the fire fast and if to slow you might get actual burns down there.
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