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I'm still sweating. Like only 70 degrees in this house but I'm shivering. Well back to the grind. Time to do the night time thing.

I'm still sweating. Like only 70 degrees in this house but I'm shivering. Well back to the grind. Time to do the night time thing.

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[–] 4 pts

Uh dude I feel sorry for you later. That has to come out at some point.

[–] 2 pts

My TP spray has aloe. And I own a bathtub. A country boy can survive...

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

YOu might want Paper towels dripping with milk or cream to neutralize what acid it still there because toilet paper is gonna spread it. I also recommend starting the shower and getting the water temperature right so you can just jump in and put soap on the anus because it might swell up and a soapy shower is the only thing that'll remove the fire fast and if to slow you might get actual burns down there.

[–] 3 pts

And you appear to be alive to tell the tale.

[–] 2 pts

Yeah, I've been building up to it though. Shit still sucks tho. Gotta eat less red meat so I'm working on being a chicken connoisseur.

[–] 2 pts

Chicken, how about pork, is that okay?

[–] 1 pt

Love some pork and bacon but despite advertising campaigns calling it "the other white meat". It's actually got the same health profile as red meat. I'll never give up bacon. I can live w/ 2 burgers or steaks a month though. I have been digging on this jimmy dean turkey sausage more lately. Pretty good stuff, comes frozen in a big bag.