My husband... Me: Give me all your cash and I'll give it right back. Husband: You're a meth-addicted Twink, why would I ever give you money, I know you're going to go out to the gays clubs to get fucked by some random older closeteted men. Me: No baby, I was going to write some based Trump messages on so everyone knows that faggots can support Trump too! Husband: You know that's illegal under title 18, section 333 of USC, don't you? Me: You couldve married a sweet boy instead! Husband: The Obergefell v. Hodges verdict ruled by the Supreme Court was a mistake, the Judicial branch of our government was effectively making a legislative decision. I wish I had never married a faggot like you, and believe that my homosexual tendencies may have stemmed from the unfortunate child abuse that I suffered from early on in my life from a predatory adult family member. Me: 😂😂😂😂😂