And remember, mustard and sauerkraut are the best topings. No catsup.
Sacrilege. Hots dogs go best with ketchup and mustard!
'Twas a trick question. You were meant to insist that brätwurst or kiełbasa are better than franks.
May I inspect your papers please, Citizen? When was the last time you were out of the country? Have you ever been to the middle east?
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