If an underage runaway druggie slut ever shows up at your door asking for help....

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Direct her to the nearest crack-house and slam the door in her face. Otherwise, ten years later, she'll try to get rich by telling the world you're a bad guy. Not a single girl ever accused Brian Epstein of popping her cherry. They were all mall prostitutes long before they ever met him.

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I am disappoint.

The correct procedure is to lock it in your dungeon forever more!

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Nobody will ever miss it. What's the point of having a dungeon in the first place if you don't even stock it with 13-year-old runaway druggie mall prostitutes?

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At least one, even just as a decoration!

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Dangling from fish-hooks tied to the ceiling. "Dahling, I LOVE what you've done with the place!"

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