Girlfriend got pissed at me because I forgot to buy tickets to the West Coast for a wedding. Said 'theyre too expensive now, wah wah wah'. I was freaking out, because I thought that might mean I was gonna shell out 1,500$+ on airplane tickets, despite being a poor motherfucker. Poetry doesn't always pay the bills as well as it should. But then, I thought to myself: >Theo, you might not be the smartest, you might not be the best looking, and you certainly are not the most talented, but Gosh-Darnnit, you sure as hell are the friendliest person you can be! So I called up my good old friend, a wonderful lady who happens to be a flight attendant, who I haven't spoken to in years, and she lovingly gifted me a couple of buddy passes. The moral of the story is, I'm charming and have really good luck.