I was hanging out at my normal pub. A nice spot. Family friendly. Im well known there, well known enough that I know the back of the house staff. I run into a couple of cooks and they say " Hey Pim, we're going down to Caties Place for a laugh" well, ok, Im in.
So i wander down the street( its like five blocks away) and go in. First, this place is filled w illeagals and niggers and wiggers. Oh boy. So I order a Budweiser because while Id never order a Bud you want something bottled for safety and just looking around tells you they dont carry a good beer. I find a table.
And onstage is, im not exagerating a 300lb woman. She flops around the pole looking half drunk or high herself. Im just astounded. This is on stage? WTF. So I drink my beer and eyeball the crowd of parolees keeping my back to the wall.
When suddenly stage girl is standing in front of me. "Did you see my act"?
"Yes" "Did you want to give me a tip" "No"
I finished my beer and split before I got knifed in the back for insulting somones girlfriend.
And no it wasnt a prank on me. They showed after I left.
I was hanging out at my normal pub. A nice spot. Family friendly. Im well known there, well known enough that I know the back of the house staff. I run into a couple of cooks and they say " Hey Pim, we're going down to Caties Place for a laugh" well, ok, Im in.
So i wander down the street( its like five blocks away) and go in. First, this place is filled w illeagals and niggers and wiggers. Oh boy. So I order a Budweiser because while Id never order a Bud you want something bottled for safety and just looking around tells you they dont carry a good beer. I find a table.
And onstage is, im not exagerating a 300lb woman. She flops around the pole looking half drunk or high herself. Im just astounded. This is on stage? WTF. So I drink my beer and eyeball the crowd of parolees keeping my back to the wall.
When suddenly stage girl is standing in front of me. "Did you see my act"?
"Yes" "Did you want to give me a tip" "No"
I finished my beer and split before I got knifed in the back for insulting somones girlfriend.
And no it wasnt a prank on me. They showed after I left.
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