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I was hanging out at my normal pub. A nice spot. Family friendly. Im well known there, well known enough that I know the back of the house staff. I run into a couple of cooks and they say " Hey Pim, we're going down to Caties Place for a laugh" well, ok, Im in.

So i wander down the street( its like five blocks away) and go in. First, this place is filled w illeagals and niggers and wiggers. Oh boy. So I order a Budweiser because while Id never order a Bud you want something bottled for safety and just looking around tells you they dont carry a good beer. I find a table.

And onstage is, im not exagerating a 300lb woman. She flops around the pole looking half drunk or high herself. Im just astounded. This is on stage? WTF. So I drink my beer and eyeball the crowd of parolees keeping my back to the wall.

When suddenly stage girl is standing in front of me. "Did you see my act"? "Yes" "Did you want to give me a tip" "No"

I finished my beer and split before I got knifed in the back for insulting somones girlfriend.

And no it wasnt a prank on me. They showed after I left.

I was hanging out at my normal pub. A nice spot. Family friendly. Im well known there, well known enough that I know the back of the house staff. I run into a couple of cooks and they say " Hey Pim, we're going down to Caties Place for a laugh" well, ok, Im in. So i wander down the street( its like five blocks away) and go in. First, this place is filled w illeagals and niggers and wiggers. Oh boy. So I order a Budweiser because while Id never order a Bud you want something bottled for safety and just looking around tells you they dont carry a good beer. I find a table. And onstage is, im not exagerating a 300lb woman. She flops around the pole looking half drunk or high herself. Im just astounded. This is on stage? WTF. So I drink my beer and eyeball the crowd of parolees keeping my back to the wall. When suddenly stage girl is standing in front of me. "Did you see my act"? "Yes" "Did you want to give me a tip" "No" I finished my beer and split before I got knifed in the back for insulting somones girlfriend. And no it wasnt a prank on me. They showed after I left.

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Sure but I dont want to fuck strippers. If I want something similar Ill find a whore I buy a couple drinks.

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Some strippers can be pretty damned hot. Better than the average woman certainly. Similar to porn stars usually. The fatties are an exception.

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If theyre hot theyre junkies. You have bad taste and low standards. If I want to fuck hot junkies its not hard to find one with at least enough self esteem to not be a stripper.

I walked from a very nice family friendly pub to the antechamber to hell in like five blocks. Believe me there are places inbetween, inbetween. If I wanted a slut they were out and about.

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Some of the hottest women I've seen were strippers. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

They are sometimes junkies. But probably no more than the average. Dunno though. But you're not looking to marry them typically. Just fuck them a time or three. In that case the worst thing about that is the off chance of getting stopped by the cops while she's in possession. But such are the risks one takes to get pussy.