Fuck you liquor store sand nigger I was attempting to communicate business with, you and your dead fish hand, Why would anyone in the world want to accept somebody’s lifeless hand into their assertive, honest hand? Easily the worst handshake ever received in the entirety of my life. It was straight up ‘fuck every single thing about you I don’t want to shake your hand at all, but sort of have to, so to let you know every ounce of this is forced I will extend my flaccid hand for you to deal with.’ Ugh! I wanna throw up! It was a small thin niggery hand, and it contained a barren field of respect. When I talk to the real boss tomorrow *im rattling on this eye rolling, flaming bag of shit handshake purveyor*. I feel like someone just got one over on me and was calling me an asshole to my face.