Feign injury to your right hand and offer your left. The ass wiping hand in many "cultures".
It was his right hand I hope and pray. I was so dizzied by this handshake that it’s conceivable it was a poopy left hand, flipped upside down and didn’t notice through the bulletproof glass.
I’m going to try to sell something to his boss and afterwards tell him his employee does not respect my culture
I grip that shit, and rip it.
Motherfucker it is an honor for me to offer my hand.
I was taken back. I didn’t want to touch his hand at all. I’m always the firmest shaker. As soon as my hand sensed what it was touching, it made a decision before even my brain that it was not going to continue course.
I know how a handshake will go before I even touch their hand.
I extend my hand, halfway from my body. In a tilting motion.
It is very important to take control of a situation.
Listen, I completely understand the current of criticism that is running through your comments here. I’ve never had this happen since military school. It was through a glass bulletproof window opening. I went in too hot. I was selling a product. He was actually elevated behind the glass. All of the particulars were just off.
At the end of the day, yes, I feel shame for allowing this to happen. I’m planning to take vengeance tomorrow at 11am.
In his culture, you're supposed to put your dick in his hand.
Probably.
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