Be honest now; that is actually an insult to blimps, isn't it?!
She had amazing breasts. God damn was I spoiled on ass and tits. The hour glass filled in from the center ultimately, and now she’s barrel shaped.
Yeah, barrels are WAY less aerodynamic than blimps!
And... I married a shockingly beautiful white gal; similar original dimensions. I was so unworthy. I've put up with her crazy bullshit for all these years, so now I'm worthy.
She's shaped like an old lady now, though... because decades do that to us.
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