I am regretting making my wife toss out those 3 large cardboard boxes FULL of wire coat hangers 3 years ago.
No lie.
Seriously, I had so many of those fucking things. Every time a box fell over I would spend a few hours trying to get them back into a box. Have you ever tried stuffing wire coat hangers into a box (outside of abortions, that is)? It's not easy.
I could have made a fucking KILLING (literally).
OK, truth be told, I would have used those boxes of wire coat hangers as bait to lure in abortionists who may or may not have mysteriously disappeared. But since I don't have them, this is all conjecture.
I am regretting making my wife toss out those 3 large cardboard boxes FULL of wire coat hangers 3 years ago.
No lie.
Seriously, I had so many of those fucking things. Every time a box fell over I would spend a few hours trying to get them back into a box. Have you ever tried stuffing wire coat hangers into a box (outside of abortions, that is)? It's not easy.
I could have made a fucking KILLING (literally).
OK, truth be told, I would have used those boxes of wire coat hangers as bait to lure in abortionists who may or may not have mysteriously disappeared. But since I don't have them, this is all conjecture.
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