Americans keep getting fatter each year or at least it seems that trend has been continuing year by year.
Maybe we need to ban the "butter knife", but keep our guns because many Americans probably wouldn't be able to fight a tyrannical government due to weight problems or being overweight. Overweight Americans would need snack breaks and such while the tyrannical government is ripping open and/or kicking down doors confiscating items on some banned list and such. Probably got rid of the flash bang to as well and just throw in mini snacks instead so the overweight Americans just give up at that point after the government saw their photo on jewbook or something like that.
Joking obviously, but it appears it's becoming more and more true each year with the weight problem in America.
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