About that ark Noah supposedly made... How'd he get every species on there? How did he get the kangaroos from Australia all the way over to present day Shitzstain, Iraq? How did he get the polar bears on there to save them? How about African elephants? Indian elephants? Where did he find room for them all? Does anyone actually believe this?
Explain Genesis 8:4 KJV
Helps to see the verse beforehand. And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated. And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat. Genesis 8:3-4 KJV https://bible.com/bible/1/gen.8.3-4.KJV
As you see, the water receded, which is when the grand canyon was formed, in one major event, just like it looks, not some drawn out impossible process. Why hasnt the missisipi or the amazon or the nile carved a grand canyon by now? Cuz its a bullshit story.
So why didn't this flood carve the Mississippi or Amazon or Nile into giant canyons as well?
When did Noah enter the ark? Which is correct: Gen 7:7, 10 OR Gen 7:11-13
You know the bible isnt like a chronological play by play, right? Its possible to talk about the same thing two times! Dang youre dumb.God bless you, tranny
So, both two birds and seven birds were brought on board. Genesis is a compiled story based on two different historical threads kept by different tribes.
Genesis is a compiled story based on two different mythical threads kept by different tribes.
FTFY
Some birds two, only certain animals seven, but i guess some of the seven could have been birds. Thats not a contradiction. 2 crows, but 7 chickens, for example. Is that really that complicated? Youre really dumb. Bye.
Also. ITS FLAT.
TIL the grand canyon is flat.
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