hahahaha. Yeah, I know the feeling. My favorite one was this girl like 35 and she asked why I was so small. She had never been with a grower or a guy not already hard. It got hard and her eyes bulged like she just discovered a secret no one ever told her about before. It's amazing how little many women know about sex besides just laying there.
I guess I've been married too long lol.
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