was she training for xtralian bar fights or a giant spider invaded your living room?
was she training for xtralian bar fights or a giant spider invaded your living room?
> I have a hard wooden...
Lol!
>> I have a hard wooden...
Lol!
Ooh!! May I?!
*fondles your table, disturbingly
Ooh!! May I?!
*fondles your table, disturbingly
Im sure it would be pleased. A nice change from being smashed with shit and drooled all over
Im sure it would be pleased. A nice change from being smashed with shit and drooled all over
Your pride is disturbing, to say the least.
Your pride is disturbing, to say the least.
A woman who can improvise in the face of danger is a strong woman.
A woman who can improvise in the face of danger is a strong woman.
Sorry if I assumed your daughter is a person of mature age. If a child senses danger from your intoxicated condition maybe you should pay attention. Whatever her age, a message has been sent and you shouldn't be proud.
Sorry if I assumed your daughter is a person of mature age. If a child senses danger from your intoxicated condition maybe you should pay attention. Whatever her age, a message has been sent and you shouldn't be proud.
Oh no, shes not even one. And I have never been drunk in my life. Tipsy yes, but never anything more. The danger was the heathens on the screen in front of her. I saw it in her eyes. Reading the mini chat on this site. She was ready to dispense the required levels of justice. She just wasn't strong enough to actually break the glass.
But one day she will be.
Oh no, shes not even one. And I have never been drunk in my life. Tipsy yes, but never anything more. The danger was the heathens on the screen in front of her. I saw it in her eyes. Reading the mini chat on this site. She was ready to dispense the required levels of justice. She just wasn't strong enough to actually break the glass.
But one day she will be.
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