So a few years back, when my wife and I arrived home from work, my daughter went dashing through the house topless. Apparently she decided to pop some popcorn (topless), spilled the unpopped kernels, and was in tthe process of picking them up 1 by 1 when we got home. Since then, my new joke name for her is Tiddies. Fast forward to today. She sends me a text that says: I was sitting in study period, and one of the boys in the back yelled out TIDDIES, and I looked around because I thought someone was calling me