Living life like a gay man as a straight man... Straight dude: I ate pussy last night. Co-worker: Why are you telling me this? As a gay dude: Dicks! Dicks everywhere and in my asshole all the time!!!!! Co-worker: You're brave and inspiring... No one gives a shit, keep it to yourself and stop holding peoples careers hostage b/c they actually lack interest in your anal scat fetish...