No I’m sorry you are a man who likes chicks that like to play dress up. The first step is accepting reality.
IMHO, if all these deviant types just shut their mouths and lived their lives in private, no one would give a crap. But that never happens. They feel compelled to share all the gory details of their sickness in public for all to see.
Their perversions become who they are and the person ceases to have a definable existence outside the degenerate part of themselves.
Living life like a gay man as a straight man...
Straight dude: I ate pussy last night.
Co-worker: Why are you telling me this?
As a gay dude: Dicks! Dicks everywhere and in my asshole all the time!!!!!
Co-worker: You're brave and inspiring...
No one gives a shit, keep it to yourself and stop holding peoples careers hostage b/c they actually lack interest in your anal scat fetish...
Frankly, sex (whatever the sort) belongs in private...whether it's bragging about eating pussy or taking it up the ass. Back in the day when I was bagging gals, I never spoke about it unless asked, while most guys did as much bragging as possible, as often as possible, and I got no doubt much was wishful thinking. Guys love to talk about sex, brag about sex, and lie about sex. That's what guys do (whether homo, hetero, or whatever), and if 'Sex In The City' is anywhere near realistic, bitches ain't much different.
So far out there. Trolling? Nowadays people are this messed up.
He's in denial. He should just embrace his heterosexuality.
Closet straight dude. He's even making public excuses for his heterosexuality, even though no one asked.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
One day all this shit is going to come tumbling down and I'll be standing in the corner laughing my ass off.
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