If I was black would I get diversity bonus points?
You can tell that teacher you identify as a trans-black-gay-muslim
Hey there we go. Oppression olympics
You'd be on the Dean's List for sure.
Wait, I just had a thought, if race is a social construct, I can just "identify" as black and still get diversity points, no?
It's a risky strategy, but it just might work.
Here study these examples:
Failing at becoming black, you could probably just show up wearing a dress and have a mental breakdown. I wouldn't doubt if your papers started getting higher marks.
No, wait wait wait I've got it.
Schedule a private meeting with your professor. Show up wearing a dress, then tearily confide you were raped by a white male at a frat party who also told you being part jewish means you aren't white and now you just don't know who you are anymore. You're having trouble focusing on your work and even making it to class because of all the trauma you've been through, but you don't want to report any of it because of the stigma of being a queer-identifying minority rape statistic.
Guaranteed A+.
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