I am like 80% sure Zuckerberg is a robot.

"killed with a laser gun and then a knife. . ."

I have a feeling that the knife probably did most of the heavy lifting.

That's how they kill animals. So the story is billionaire serves billionaire cold food.

Yea... I've seen this before. His wife must be walking on egg shells around him. If this is just something he does with meals, clumsily going into cooking after his kill, that's normal. But if he does this sort of thing all the time, I'd be concerned he's going down the path of sociopathy.