A man is sitting in park. He sees a dog run up to a man. That man kicks that dog as hard as he can and the dog runs off. The first man thinks to himself, wow, what an asshole. Another dog runs up to the man and he kicks that one too. The first man gets up and walks off and is like, that man is the biggest asshole I have ever seen. He must hate animals and must be a cruel angry man inside. A third man sees the second man kick the dogs. He is on the other side of the park. He can see a duck following the man. He says to himself, this man must like ducks, he is defending it from the dogs. He goes away thinking that guy did an ok thing. A last man, sees the man who kicked the dogs. He knows the man. He knows that he is actually carrying ducklings in his arms and that is the mother following him. He picked them up from a busy road to move them. He is a park ranger. The dogs that attacked him are wild dogs that are a pest to the park and have been attacking native wild life. If he didn't have the ducklings, he would go back to his truck get a gun and shoot the dogs. Later on the first man walks into the last man and says, man, did you see that asshole kick those dogs earlier? What a douche bag. I wish he was banned from the park.