You never did, lady.
When it was on Last Comic Standing she looked to be a six beer lay. Since then it has grown in mass. Becoming a fatass makes anyone repulsive to the opposite sex. Infinite beers won't help. She was never "super" anything. Bless its fat heart for trying.
This is probably the actually funniest thing she has ever said.
The only way for that degenerate kosher mayo dumpster to get laid is to drunk rape some random guy in the back alley of the whore bar.
She's actually married. I think they even spawned a sub-human.
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