Lots of people will walk into a store and walk out eating cherries that haven't been washed. I cared at one point. Now I'm about a dozen echelons below caring about anyone for anything. If you don't wash your produce, fuck you. The end.
The way most people wash their produce is about as effective as the way most people wash their hands (if they even bother) in public restrooms... turn on faucet, karate chop water, touch dirty faucet again, touch dirty paper towel thing, touch dirty door knob... very good, your hands are totally clean now.
Seriously, I don't really get why people DON'T RUB THE FUCKING FAUCET WITH SOAP and USE THEIR SHIRT TO OPEN THE DAMN DOOR. I do this, and apparently I'm the crazy one.
Youre doing it wrong. Step 1, rack out a few feet of paper towel. Step 2, turn on faucet and wash hands, step 3, turn off faucet with wad of paper towels. Step 4, open door with paper towels.
Im not a germophobe, i just know how fucking nasty people are.
And damnit dont eat in your vehicle after leaving the store and touching shopping carts and shit.
I remember crawling under a washroom stall once when I was young. I gag thinking about it now.
karate chop water
Hahaha, that's a keeper.
Do you use a brush and some sort of soap or wax remover?
I like you, interweb stranger.
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