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Basically what the title says. I watched so many ave vijayos that whenever I hear "thanks for watching" my brain says "keep your dick in a vise", still don't know what it actually means though.

Basically what the title says. I watched so many ave vijayos that whenever I hear "thanks for watching" my brain says "keep your dick in a vise", still don't know what it actually means though.

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Keep your stick on the ice

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OK, what does keep your stick on the ice mean though?

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The most basic and important piece of advice in hockey (and maybe even in life).

Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.

The meaning is twofold:

First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).

Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.

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ahhh, no wonder I didn't get it. Thanks for explaining :)

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Means don't smack an opponent with your hockey stick or the penalty is getting you dick cut off..................Canadian rules

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Vise. English. Learn it and separate yourself from the niggers.

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fuck.

Sorry everybody for behaving like a nigger. Admin pls if you can fix my shit I'll be grateful.

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You made a shitpost so that faggot could sell the word “separate”.

Whose fucking land are you giving to the niggers kike?

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Its Don't put your dick in a vise. Meaning don't do something that is going to require great sacrifice if you can't get out of said situation. So like the joke goes.

The husband bust into the bedroom catching his best friend ducking his wife! The husband grabs his buddy by the balls and drags him outside to the garage and puts his dick in a vise and breaks off the handle. The husband then pulls out a knife and thats when his buddy scream; "Oh God your not gonna cut my dick off are ya?!" To which the husband replies, "No you are, I'm lighting the garage on fire!!'

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It's a play on words from the sign off of the red green show where he always says; remember, keep your stick on the ice. A hockey reference since they're both from Canada. I love the red green show.

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Dont stick yer dick in crazy.