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Imagine the arguments you could get into before people actually see you're wearing somethibg. The thing is, it works as well as your face hugger does...

Imagine the arguments you could get into before people actually *see* you're wearing somethibg. The thing is, it works as well as your face hugger does...

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Now for $25.99 you too can look like a fashionable moron.

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Walkie and haircut not included.

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I got a laugh out of the pinochet shirt.

Also has RWDS (Right Wing Death Squad) on his sleeve. Fairly ballsy to wear that shit around the mobs of Leftist lunatics in Portland.

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I missed that. Now I really want it.

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Sir, you need to suck my dick to come in here.

What’s the dif?

Wouldn't your breath fog it up right away?

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Dab a little rainX on there!

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It needs a big fricken hole in it to properly expel your exhale and to prevent the muffling and distortion of your voice. We don't actually have any handicap as to sound like Darth Vader. It violates the laws of Nature to suppress the proper expelling of your exhale.

Ever been more than 30 feet deep and your regulator malfunctioned? Your life flashes before your very eyes.

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I tried making one out of plastic attached to sunglasses. It doesn't look as good, but I'll try again sometime. No one gives a shit in my little area but it's required for a trip to the city.

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I just am so thankful for the thousands of years of scientific and medical advancements that have led us to be able to finally conclude that virus can only be transmitted through LARGE visible spit droplets when speaking. If you can block those droplets you can stop all viruses from spreading by flattening the curve.

YAY! I remember my first lobotomy!