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Due to the Covid-19 and Covid-21 Emergency:

  • A countrywide state of emergency has been issued. The military has been deployed. Use of deadly force has been universally authorized.

  • All citizens that do not have proof of injections are required to quarantine in their homes, without exception.

  • The new cashless monetary system is now implemented. All bank accounts have been seized. Coinage and paper money are no longer legal tender.

  • Only those who provide proof of injections, surrender all firearms, and have a good social credit score will receive a bank account in the new monetary system, any government assistance, a work visa, and are allowed to break quarantine.

  • Anyone refusing to comply will be deemed a public health threat, and a threat to national security.

This is the Emergency Broadcast you are about to receive.

Due to the Covid-19 and Covid-21 Emergency: - A countrywide state of emergency has been issued. The military has been deployed. Use of deadly force has been universally authorized. - All citizens that do not have proof of injections are required to quarantine in their homes, without exception. - The new cashless monetary system is now implemented. All bank accounts have been seized. Coinage and paper money are no longer legal tender. - Only those who provide proof of injections, surrender all firearms, and have a good social credit score will receive a bank account in the new monetary system, any government assistance, a work visa, and are allowed to break quarantine. - Anyone refusing to comply will be deemed a public health threat, and a threat to national security. # This is the Emergency Broadcast you are about to receive.

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You LARPERS are as transparent as the stolen single ply TP in your bathroom. People like OP LOVE this shit because it is a GREAT excuse to do FUCK ALL with your life.

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Definitely believable. If only Trump used the 4 years in office to fucking do something, besides surround himself with jews.

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I understand how you arrived at this based on current trends. There is one small factor you need to consider, acceptance by the ...

Never mind.

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Alert Eat at joes

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If this is true then rejoice. You think the military will be on the people's side or the governments side? And what about retired military? Let the games begin!

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I am pretty sure the emergency broadcast will focus on how big my penis is.

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So, it will be a micro-broadcast??

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Won't happen. It's a slow roast. This would cause people to revolt.

The only way I could ever see this happening is IF all firearms are confiscated (which would also be impossible to implement). The easiest way to eliminate firearms is to condition the gen Z and newer generations to be afraid of all guns or shame them for liking guns (which is already being done)

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they wont do it that fast

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I doubt it. However that would spark shit quickly.