You're an idiot. Taking the Adam & Eve story literally is to miss the entire point of the story. It's not a historical explanation for the existence of mankind you fucking dope, it's a lesson about women not being able to exist without men, and about how civilization crumbles if you let snakes tempt them into violating the rules of their leaders, because if the women are corrupted the men will follow, and paradise is lost. If you think it's an actual story about how two people fucked and made eight billion, you're the exact reason everyone on Earth who isn't a Christian thinks Christians are fucking brainless.