you forgot the humidity. In the summer after a thunderstorm the sun comes out and it feels like someone threw a hot, wet blanket over you.
you forgot the humidity. In the summer after a thunderstorm the sun comes out and it feels like someone threw a hot, wet blanket over you.
- Warm afternoon hot piss showers of August on an already a sweltering day.
- Nov.-April. invasion of Jew Yorkers, Jersey Jews full of hatred acting like royalty
- Driving proudly slow in the left lane, On highways the speeding lane is right of middle lane
- Traffic Intersections every 200 yards
- 50% of the Billboards in Spanish, 90% around Miami
- Deep South Resentment They Hold A Grudge for Decades
- Draining and Filling of Wetland Swamps for Condo Communities
- Claiming ownership of the word Bubba
- 70 year old neighbors that want to swing with you and hate you when you reject them
- Locals that make zero eye contact and always looking down
- Seeing the same people in lame retail jobs for over a decade
- Gridlock traffic around endless strip malls and dying indoor malls
- Scientologists buying up city blocks
- Having the windows closed with the AC on year round
1. Warm afternoon hot piss showers of August on an already a sweltering day.
2. Nov.-April. invasion of Jew Yorkers, Jersey Jews full of hatred acting like royalty
3. Driving proudly slow in the left lane, On highways the speeding lane is right of middle lane
4. Traffic Intersections every 200 yards
5. 50% of the Billboards in Spanish, 90% around Miami
6. Deep South Resentment They Hold A Grudge for Decades
7. Draining and Filling of Wetland Swamps for Condo Communities
8. Claiming ownership of the word Bubba
9. 70 year old neighbors that want to swing with you and hate you when you reject them
10. Locals that make zero eye contact and always looking down
11. Seeing the same people in lame retail jobs for over a decade
12. Gridlock traffic around endless strip malls and dying indoor malls
13. Scientologists buying up city blocks
14. Having the windows closed with the AC on year round
2, 3, 13, 14. Fuckin A! Ill never forget one old NY jew that was berating the cashier in publix because his gallon jug of cheap wine rang up 10 cents more than he thought it should. i took a quarter out of my pocket and bounced it down the grocery chute at him and told him to keep the change. HE DID! Oh! and the snowbirds that step right in front of you in line! Like they dont have lines where theyre from?
2, 3, 13, 14. Fuckin A! Ill never forget one old NY jew that was berating the cashier in publix because his gallon jug of cheap wine rang up 10 cents more than he thought it should. i took a quarter out of my pocket and bounced it down the grocery chute at him and told him to keep the change. HE DID! Oh! and the snowbirds that step right in front of you in line! Like they dont have lines where theyre from?
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