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[–] [deleted] • 7 pts

Imagine watching sports

[–] • 4 pts

A did a couple times a long time ago. I didn't get the point.

[–] • 7 pts

You don't like watching sweaty men playing with balls?

[–] • 1 pt

God damn it.

You just turned me gay by making me imagine that! YOU FAGGOT!

[–] • 4 pts

Imagine replacing your sports ball with politics.

[–] • 2 pts

Panem et circenses

[–] • 5 pts

US politics is supposed to be boring and heady to keep the normies away. Then there is campaign season which is supposed to get the normies to pay attention just long enough to gibs a vote for their team.

But now the normies didn’t like politics interfering with their sport, so they brought the circus over to interfere with politics.

[–] • 2 pts

Damn, that is so true. Thats what this last year has been about. The abandonment of sportsball.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

The sportsball player should be a nigger, ooga-booga-ing.

[–] • 3 pts

God I hate work on Mondays. "Muh sportsball" all day.

Grown men spending 3 hours of their lives watching other men throw a ball back and forth. I will never understand the appeal

[–] • 1 pt

It seems fascinating and relevant to very small minds. I guess.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I have a very strong feeling it's some kind of genetic obedience/fitting in gene that is lacking in a lot of the types of people that come here, or people who are athletic and couldn't care less about team sports or acting like they enjoy sports to fit in at the watercooler.

I don't give a single fuck what anyone thinks about me anymore. I cared when I had a family, but those pozzed faggots have been taken from me.

[–] • 0 pt

It works on the tribal instinct.

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Congratulations / condolences.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

That just nailed it... there is nothing more idiotic than sports analysis.

Even worse is listening to some low IQ nigger taking questions from sports media.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

chill out bro, those genetically modified farm gorillas and the one white dude they allow on the field to be foreman earned every cent of those billions (plus endorsements)

you know why? because fuck Generic Division Rival, that's why! I fucking hate cities that are somewhat close by to my own so fucking much, I'm going to spend $58 on a t-shirt and nearly poison myself with diarrhea nachos and flat, watered down beer, watch me

[–] • 2 pts

Don't forget to riot and wreck your hometown if hometown sportsball team gets fewer sports points than rival sportsball team.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

oh shit, did something I disagree with happen to the billion dollar franchise that is literally my only emotional investment in life, even though I've never had any influence over it, and never, ever will?

better burn all this useless shit I just blew my entire paycheck on, that's the only solution I see. I bet Twitter is super interested, better record it for all posterity too

[–] • 1 pt

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