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My wife turned on the TV and some big fat bitch is confessing that she had an abortion when she was younger, "and I don't regret it."

Without looking up, I said "propaganda." She turned the TV off said she would read in bed. I hope the author isn't a jew.

My wife turned on the TV and some big fat bitch is confessing that she had an abortion when she was younger, "and I don't regret it." Without looking up, I said "propaganda." She turned the TV off said she would read in bed. I hope the author isn't a jew.

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Did you try putting a cape on her to see if she would be "super mad"?

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Ok, that was funny

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I can't take any credit for it, that joke was here: https://poal.co/s/Funny/247255

earlier today. It just fit the circumstances so well I couldn't resist.

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Exactly. That was one of the funny bits.

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There is nothing new under the sun. Take credit!

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Spoiler alert: the publisher is

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I would never marry a woman before making her twice as racist and antisemitic as me.

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Goes both ways. We’re all a rare breed.

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We were married long before I knew of the jew.

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But does she know now?

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She knows, but isn't 100% accepting. Nobody can answer the JQ in a day.

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Perfectly normal in a marriage.

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The better response might have been "good, that animal shouldn't be allowed to raise children anyway"

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I hope you had broccoli, onions, and beer for dinner.

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He'd shoot her into the wall! It'd be like Wile E. Coyote but with a light corona of pooticles around the imprint.

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Was she mad at your or the propaganda?

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She was mad at me for reminding her that the show is propaganda. She wouldn't be able to watch it without the critical eye. Plus, I would keep saying shit.

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Thats you fault for not marrying a rightwinger

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Was she mad bc you were watching propaganda like a faggot? Edit: my bad misread that. So she's mad bc of your needling or bc of the propaganda?

Is "I'm going to read in bed" like nuptial code for "oil my breasts" or something?

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She was mad because I ruined the illusion. I reminded her it's bullshit. And unfortunately, "read in bed" means "read a book while sitting up in the bed."

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Sucks bro. She look good at least

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cancel the tv service

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Antenna.

I used to enjoy TV. Now, all I can see is the lies. It's like not being able to take off the glasses in "They Live."

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