Ho Lee Fuk, that's fantastic
Ho Lee Fuk, that's fantastic
I've been on 2 dating sites for a month now, no fuckn luck. This attractive mulatto gurl messaged me, we go back and forth a week or so, and I asked to meet last night.
She looks good, retired vet, 44, well-spoken, friendly. I apologize to my White brothers, but I have been alone since my divorce, and I figured she would be good 'practice' til I find a based White woman like Helena73 (minus the blubber, of course).
SO...we meet at a mall, she is nice...have a coffee, walk around...we are both anti-maskers so getting a LOT of looks. She suggests driving a few miles to one of the few bars that are open here, we take my car.
I pull onto the freeway, and a few seconds later a truck almost sideswipes me, careening into my lane just an inch from my front bumper. I screech "DAYUM, NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK?
I immediately felt as if I had dropped into a pool of ice water. I scream and curse at other drivers dozens of times a day, but I am always alone in the car. I just looked straight ahead, panicking, not knowing what to do. She sat there, not moving a muscle. After a while I babbled something, I have no idea what, but she didn't answer, just stared straight ahead like a jew facing the oven.
We get to the bar, and she gets out and says, with a TERRIFIED look on her face, 'yeah, I think I'm gonna go, okay?' Her expression was one of fear, loathing, disgust, dismay, and utter betrayal. I said 'ooooh, but we just got here!' She quickly walked away, and I got into my car, drove home, and whacked off to the memory of her (8/10) tits.
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