The counterfeit meats are less common than you might think. Also, if you get into it, it’s not so bad. Derived from beef blood. You can even take a nice filet and wrap it with a skirt steak or some lamb, meat glue, vacuum bag overnight, cook and serve. You can have some fun making weird combos of beasts for parties... That said, if I got fake meat from somewhere, they would never hear the end of it.