The great thing about this is you can tell these people never actually go outside. Seriously, go camping far enough from any light pollution and you can actually track entire satellite arrays with the naked eye. They are the tiny, dim, usually on the bare edge of sight points of light that track from one side of the sky to the other in a few seconds. Even in high light pollution areas you can see one here and there when things line up just right for you to catch a glint of reflected sunlight from them.