The main female.
THE MAIN FEMALE.
Im not gonna be able to fit through doorways for the rest of the day because my head just got too big.
No I am definitely not me.
Do you like my new yellow outfit? It’s a sign of just how pathetic my life has become but I think the color is pretty.
HNY
The queen bee of the Goats. You set the standard for how a woman handles a family of ornery Billy Goats. There was a time you left me some words to think about. While I haven't always agreed I do respect your true grit.
Oops my head size just increased another 10% . You’ve got to stop lavishing me with praise.
I dont always agree with myself either. Don’t tell anyone. ;)
I feel strongly about things. Sometimes I get carried away but I try not to be too mean.
Unless someone is fighting dirty. Then its gloves off. But I really like the (mostly guy) goats/polar bears around here. Even a lot of the ones I fight with.
Don't tell anyone but I actually respect women as the only person in my childhood that wasn't a degenerate and encouraged me to be wholesome, productive and reproductive was a woman. I disregarded her entirely until years after her death of course. It wasn't until I started opening the right doors that the breadcrumbs she left behind made any sense. She was flawed of course... She loved God dammed Hollywood musicals and blindly supported "our greatest ally"...I realize now despite her flaws she told me about a few issues when no one else would...like that we should advocate for absolute freedom to bare arms even to the point of allowing felons to carry and most importantly never allow any kind of database of names and gun owner status. The other thing she told me was that white people should be able to have their own neighborhoods.
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