Slice em in half, carmalize em in bacon grease and Himalayan salt, toss em grease and all in a bit of balsamic vinegar, Sriracha & bits of bacon. Your kids'll even eat em.

Boil them for a few minutes, drain, cover in light oil and seasoning. Bacon if you want, parmesan and a little breadcrumbs.

Then bake at 350 until they're crispy. Grata youre eating Brussel sprouts now

All the bitterness of cabbage is hyper-compressed into a smaller format.

Fuck Mother Nature, sometimes.

I mean, at least on the positive side, they are apparently a healthy food.

Saute with butter and minced garlic. MMMMMMMMMM, my dick just moved.

Sauteed in Duck Fat with Crimini Mushroom, Shallots, Chives and coarse Salt & Pepper... If you're feeling a little crazy toss in some Ground Mustard.

You are not cheffing them correctly

If you are that much of a pussy that Brussels Sprouts offend your tender palate , try putting more butter and salt on them. If that don't work, cook them with bacon. If you are still offended by Brussels Sprouts at that point you are probably either muzzie or joo. Or maybe just a fronthole. Or a regular old faggot.