I'm going to Murder you with kindness. +1
Pretty sure threats like that are SUPER ILLEGAL here and the admins will sodomize you for that.
I'm so Sorry, please forgive me? Please don't fuck my bum!
Well you can't expect to get any of the rum if you're not also going to get some buggary and the lash! WTF kind of sailor forgoes two of the best benefits of being a sailor!
OH NOES I HATE KINDNESS!!!!1
I love hate, though.
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