Well you can't expect to get any of the rum if you're not also going to get some buggary and the lash! WTF kind of sailor forgoes two of the best benefits of being a sailor!
I'm no fucking Sailor. But... God bless the Navy
Yeah, that's what they all say after they've been shanghaid, but they come around in due time. Or die, I guess.
I guess marines are not techically sailors at all; they just ride on the boats sometimes.
They were very good host
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